Geek: Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames"...

By Nick - 13/05/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I finally beat the song "Through the Fire and Flames" on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in my entire life. FML

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You deserved it 37 556

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By theskippster - 30/05/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second, looked back down, and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML

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That's what I call Heavy Metal

By Jordan - 30/04/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing air guitar and headbanging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 23:02 - Canada

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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You deserved it 4 461

By ButtWorthSingingBout - 01/01/2015 18:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By solitaire - 20/07/2013 08:14 - United States - Enumclaw

Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML

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You deserved it 24 109

By Slash - 16/06/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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You deserved it 48 878

MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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You deserved it 704

Good_old_Grim 8

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:29

Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.

mucrew 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:28

please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song

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mucrew 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:28

please go out and get a life :D haha jkjk its a hard song

arpeggioss 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 2:44

you're a ******* loser...play real guitar and get laid.

JoeyxCloud 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 11:23

ok buddy like playing real guitar will garauntee to get you laid.. idiot.

iBurnTrees 6

Sunday 27 June 2010 8:53

yea, that song is hard tho? was it on expert? lolololololol

Loosechange 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 3:52

Well ya it is a hard song but he did not say what difficulty it was on I mean on Expert that is kinda hard and that should be a good accomplishment but definitely not the best. If he beat it on easy then that makes him an even bigger fail and just he should not try anymore.

stevenJB 25

Friday 25 May 2012 8:34

That song is pretty simple to play actually. It's just the speed that seems intimidating. It's not.

homelessness 0

Sunday 12 August 2012 10:30

yeah. too bad nobody wants a bass player. they are only important if your the bassist to rush. otherwise your never getting laid.

PugDelatorre 11

Wednesday 26 February 2014 3:25

Yea because you totally **** bitches every day.

breaking6883 17

Tuesday 21 October 2014 14:54

... Bass players are valued more than guitar players because there are wayyy more guitar players.

xBassman2000x 4

Monday 1 August 2016 1:54

Yeah, I play, and acting like that is only gonna get you a good beating, if you wanna play to get chicks, I don't recommend playing at all

f_ckkl_fe 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:28

good job?

SoccerStar5493 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 6:55

wow lol freaking virgin!

lifebarelyeffed 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:28

I beat it on expert too! :D I was so happy when I did it

scuk 4

Sunday 4 May 2014 11:46

I call bull***t to that

Good_old_Grim 8

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:29

Woah... that song is hardcore - you are now my idol.

bubbles09y0 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:29

Nice!!!! ahaha at least it something :D

Hunter329 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:29

Dude I still can't beat that one! I'm still stuck on Jordan in GH2!

Oriina 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:29

Well, now we know you spend your days, eh?

tp0090 2

Sunday 23 October 2011 15:24

Is that meant to be a humorous comment?

RawrSpoon 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:30

Jordan is harder than TTFAF to pass, actually. Anyways, it's not too big of an achievement, once you get past the intro it's all cake.

kangaroo62 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:53

actually the intro is one of the easiest parts

Shadydeals 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:33

Wow, failure, those games suck unless your drunk.

borhos222 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:32

yeah, i agree with #9... thats a really hard song ! im sure youll become successful! someday oh, and you can put "Completed Through Fire and Flames - Expert" on your resume! :D