Who am I?

By Anonymous - 25/07/2020 08:01

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Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
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AstroTurf Matador 8

This made me laugh. Your boyfriend is hilarious.

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WintressSoldier37 27

Your boyfriend isn’t a SpongeBob fan or anything ...

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AstroTurf Matador 8

This made me laugh. Your boyfriend is hilarious.

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WintressSoldier37 27

Your boyfriend isn’t a SpongeBob fan or anything ...

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Crowned Sataness 12

that's hilarious. you need to get a sense of humor

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FireMars 14

I would've burst our laughing, amazing reference haha

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DukavichIsADick 3

A buddy of mine started singing “I came in like a wrecking ball!” When cumming in some random girl 😂

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spinspinsugar 12

my husband uses that song about our relationship cuz I came in like a home-wrecking ball cuz he had a girl

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BurnInDemonFire 34

It's a Spongebob reference. Patrick answers the phone while working at the Krusty Krab, and when the caller asks "Is this the Krusty Krab?", Patrick replies "No, this is Patrick." before hanging up. It happens a couple more times, with Patrick getting increasingly mad, and when he mutters to himself "I'm not a Krusty Krab", Spongebob points out that it's the name of the restaurant.

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Jennifer Cunningham 4

oh hahahaha! yep, that's funny! lighten up, OP.

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Josh Johnson 8

Might have been funnier if you’d seen that episode of Spongebob? Not sure who’s Krab is Krusty in your case. Gosh, who has crabs....bleh Phone Rings Cust: Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: No, this is Patrick!

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diraven 15

Must've gotten a wrong number

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