Kids: Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted....

By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 08:19 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML

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By FMLMaximus - 13/09/2019 14:00

Today, my two year-old fell with a toy in her hand. The TV isn't even paid off yet. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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Oh come on!

By Great. - 22/02/2013 22:32 - Brazil - Belo Horizonte

Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML

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Little git

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:45 - Norway

Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML

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By Ruinedchristmas - 28/11/2014 18:07 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I came home after doing some Black Friday shopping for Christmas presents. I told my husband I got the must-have toy our daughter has been dying for. As soon as I said it, I heard squealing and turned around to see her standing right behind me. There goes the surprise. FML

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By Dog dad - 26/12/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I bought my dog an expensive plushie toy because I thought it would last longer than the cheap ones. He ignored it completely and spent two hours playing with the cardboard box it came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2015 23:47 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I opened my Christmas presents with my husband. One of the things he got me was a ball gag. "Yeah," he said with a grin, "That one's more for me but I didn't wanna buy myself headphones." Cue our son asking me what it was. FML

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By ac32 - 11/04/2011 16:05 - Canada

Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML

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hk_fml 9

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:46

Awwwww how adorable reminds me of that spongebob episode where he and patrick buy an expensive tv to play with the box

ScottyD620 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:39

Lol like a puppy, likes the thing that you didn't buy :) sucks for you!

Comments

mrcarmine 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:48

totally not an FML. how did this even make it on the site? the kid is 2 lol that's what 2 year olds do

Juli_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:31

this reminds me of an America's funniest home video when a kid was happy about getting cardboard for Christmas. aww. i'm sure he'll start playing with it eventually!

pinkducttape 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 21:31

# 20 you do realize not all bags are plastic right? if could be a gift bag - which is usually just paper. appearently your mother held the bag over your head. are you a survivor of munchausen syndrome by proxy maybe?

Bunbu 8

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:06

That's what kids do.. How old are you? Like, 16?

a11i50n2202 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 22:18

Wow...I thought my cousins were already stupid enough...He played with the BAG? **** the what!

rgje 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:45

youre kind of dumb. thats what kids do. if you have a kid youd know that

rgje 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 23:45

youre kind of dumb. thats what kids do. if you have a kid youd know that

MoobyTheCow 2

Sunday 12 April 2009 0:30

He wanted the toy because the commercial had bright colors, high voices, and happy kids. In other words, he wanted the commercial. At age 2 and toy can be safely bought at the Dollar Store.

eternalaphrodite 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:24

That's just something kids do. I don't think this is an FML...it's just a 2-year-old acting his age.

mac_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:41

my 18 month old would always laugh and giggle at this comercial for a new DVD so i was trying to figure out how i could buy it for her..well today on the disney channel they had showed the movie so i got really excited and she watched the first 5 mins and didnt care at all about it. but anyways enough about that..kids at that age are pretty unpredictable.