dumbass ydi

She's a damn ninja! She kicked your ass and she wasn't even awake. Lol. I wonder... did she wake up and apologize, or wake up and laugh :) FYL.

I accidentally kneed my ex in the balls while I was sleeping. I fell asleep before him so he stayed out and finishes watching his movie well he came in and tried cuddling up to me and it startled me, I had forgotten where I was lol whap!!!! up came my knee straight into his groin :(

could of been worse, iif she ever asks u to paint her toe nails, atleast now u know to say no

you sir, sound like u might have "date rape face". One who posesses the face of a date rapist. >:^

I think Chuck Noris wouldn't need to convince her to give her a foot massage.

I guess you were pretty 'thorough' then. though I think you meant to use through in your statement op.

that really sucks

you are like the millionth person I've seen use whilst on fml lately..

than don't tickle her feet. (: