Animals: Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit,... - FML

By Anonyme - 16/05/2014 07:55 - Canada - Saint-jean-de-matha

Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 16 May 2014 19:09

At least you know he'll do well in survival situations. Next thing you know, he'll be testing out recipes with the neighbor's hamster, and the snake he found in the backyard.

iAlissa 34

Friday 16 May 2014 19:13

As an owner of two bunnies, I can tell you that they're high maintenance. Definitely not a good pet for a young child.

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PippaButtertubs 15

Saturday 17 May 2014 20:17

Poor bunny...

Xeebar 28

Saturday 17 May 2014 21:42

Wait wait wait. Lemme get this straight. You expected a five year old to take complete care of a rabbit?

Silllver 5

Sunday 18 May 2014 3:05

A 5 year old speaking that well? idontbelieveyou.gif

EnderWolf1013 9

Sunday 18 May 2014 4:19

dafuq?

ashjo 12

Sunday 18 May 2014 5:05

he knows what's good and better hahaha I love Rabbit too

andreaor 7

Sunday 18 May 2014 23:27

YDI for thinking a 5 year old could take care of a pet

BlookenBslk 9

Tuesday 20 May 2014 5:33

Rabbit soup tastes delicious.

ItsJustMe1616 26

Tuesday 20 May 2014 6:27

Wow.. Imagine if that's how everyone decided to solve the problem of something being too much work to take care of.. This would be a messed up world..

jazzmin1997 16

Tuesday 20 May 2014 7:47

That is going to be a hell of a teenager :)

emily4040 18

Wednesday 21 May 2014 23:06

Rabbit stew tonight!!

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