By angelisa - 21/11/2015 14:54 - United States - Yuba City

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Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML
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Kobwebs 19

If he's too embarrassed to buy condoms, he's definitely not ready for sex.

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Wersome 13

Sorry Op but if either of you are too embarrassed to buy condoms then you are not ready for sex.

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lesalmi 5

If he's to embarrassed to buy condoms then he's definitely not ready to have sex. And if your not on anything neither are you

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kendalbear 16

You don't need birth control to be ready for sex. They have female condoms, diaphragms, and spermicide as well.

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Twisted_Angel 17

So... why didn't you buy them? Safe sex isn't just a mans responsibility you know.

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tlnorman 18

No you're right but if she was wearing female condoms she'd have to go get them herself. It's not a big deal to buy condoms in fact most places that sell them are probably happy to sell them to you because they know you're being smart.

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GamerGirl2014 13

Having safe sex is nothing to be embarrassed about....

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Eivana 37

Most people are EXCITED to be seen buying condoms.

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srich83 5

If hes too embarrassed to buy condoms hes not ready to have sex. You can buy them but that wont change his maturity level.

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OrganicSistah 17

If he is too embarassed to buy condoms then he isn't mature enough to have sex.

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babyanonymousxo 18

i don't think if I'd feel so ready anymore..

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guppygoddess 13

FYI, even the dollar stores sell them. And those cashiers ring through about 300 people an hour, so, they wouldn't care or remember

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