Intimacy: Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend....

By angelisa - 21/11/2015 14:54 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By fuck but no fuck - 02/08/2013 19:44 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I finally felt ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him. In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with my nails. His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection. FML

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By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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By AudreyUs - 10/12/2008 19:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had the house to ourselves. We started getting a little frisky when we discovered we out of condoms. After a quick run to the store, we found ourselves locked out of the house. Now we have condoms, but no way to use them. FML

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Kobwebs 19

Sunday 22 November 2015 6:58

If he's too embarrassed to buy condoms, he's definitely not ready for sex.

Wersome 13

Sunday 22 November 2015 6:58

Sorry Op but if either of you are too embarrassed to buy condoms then you are not ready for sex.

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Jondo211 4

Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:04

I had an ex that used saran wrap her 1st time.. she was classy lol

chrisstachon 30

Tuesday 24 November 2015 19:29

Glove it before you love it

Asianjaned 9

Tuesday 24 November 2015 20:44

Tell him he can jerk off in the bag.

pitapizzaparty 18

Tuesday 24 November 2015 22:12

You're probably too young to start

AleMendoza 1

Wednesday 25 November 2015 1:16

Perks of Being A Wallflower anyone? No?

jeromedupuis 7

Wednesday 25 November 2015 19:46

A friend of mine just told me a story about a girl she knows that accepted to do it with saran wrap...she did get pregnant

olillia 16

Wednesday 25 November 2015 23:53

Sounds like you're entirely too young/ not ready to have sex if you can't even muster up the courage to buy proper protection.

Holy_Water 10

Thursday 26 November 2015 20:09

I prefer coffee filters myself

gatorgirl7563 22

Thursday 26 November 2015 22:49

Tell him you are worth it and to man up! Or you could 'woman up' and get them yourself.

MrJenksMan 1

Saturday 28 November 2015 18:15

if you are too embarrassed to but condoms, you aren't ready to have sex.

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