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By thiswouldonlyhappentome - 31/05/2011 00:33 - Aruba

Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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By lily_marleen - 24/10/2016 12:58 - United States

Today, we have a fruit fly infestation again because my roommate keeps buying fruit and letting it rot on the counter. Despite the moldy fruit being covered in flies, she insists it's my fault because I left an empty bottle of beer out. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, and for the past week, my apartment has had a terrible smell, and I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. After tearing the place apart, I discovered the culprit: an old banana peel in my purse. I’d been carrying it around with me everywhere, including to work, and on a date. FML

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By melon squash - 11/09/2016 10:15 - Belgium - Kessel-lo

Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2022 12:00

Today, I just moved into my second apartment after the first one was infested with fruit flies, which were coming out of cracks in the floor. We discovered they had tried to cover this fact up so we'd move in. Guess what this new one has? Bed bugs. I asked if there was a history of bug problems and they said no. Lies. FML

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By Michael - 05/06/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

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By Teen Idol - 14/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Lansing

Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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BrittanyCelesteP 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:11

Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.

Marktheshark 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:10

who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf

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thatnucca 36

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:16

Where did you even pick that fruit of a now ex-boyfriend from? Fruits today, something else tomorrow! Smdh! Catch him in the act and call the cops...

GreenMaze 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:17

What a fruity relationship.

Ann23 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:22

he needs to learn how to move on!

staceysgenesis16 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:29

hmm.. your bf is an epic failure at life. although he did get your ass!

Marshalliscool 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:35

ex boyfriend mission accomplished B)

reggicm 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:36

Well that's pathetic.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:39

Don't you just hate when that happens?

Livinia 11

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:39

Now it's your turn to sneak into his house and hide used condoms everywhere.

reggicm 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:42

Ewww! lol

sxe_beast 11

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:56

Or a dead body.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Wednesday 1 June 2011 3:31

that works too ;)

Neut 12

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:41

I lol'ed

sandmancometh 3

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:46

That's some funny shit. Rude but funny.

awardZu 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 23:15

Your ex is a genius. An ass, but a genius ass.

PlasmaVirus 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:49

A smart ass?

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Today, my landlady decided to fix the leak in my room. Her solution was repainting the ceiling. Now not only is my room still wet but it now reeks of paint thinner. FML

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Today, I left outside a bowl of fine herbs I had painstakingly grown from seeds, so they could get some sun. What did they get instead? My upstairs neighbor's filthy soapy water from washing her balcony. Three quarters of the seedlings are now dead. FML

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Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML

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Today, I learned that there's a billboard-sized photo of me and my ex hanging in the airport advertising my college. Travelers from all over the world have now seen me smiling at graduation with the guy who cheated on me after 3 years together. FML

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Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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