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By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 23:59 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML

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By woundedexwife - 16/01/2010 01:22 - United States

Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML

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By U_U - 20/10/2013 19:20 - United States

Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML

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By Cecilian - 06/03/2021 00:30

Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2018 03:00

Today, I found out why my husband is suddenly uninterested in sex. Apparently one of the secretaries at work has finally turned 18, and it's pretty much an open secret among his coworkers that they fuck anywhere from 2 to 5 times a day. FML

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By preggers with probs - 03/09/2018 14:30

Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML

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By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington

Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML

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By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 12:30 - India - Moradabad

Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML

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By thisistypical - 14/09/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML

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Saturday 8 November 2014 17:20

Oh look, there's a nice curb with his name on it.

JOFreeman 13

Saturday 8 November 2014 17:22

The interesting part is how did you find out... But still definitely sucks...

Comments

dDailydDosage 8

Thursday 13 November 2014 3:23

Kick him out. File for divorce. Take everything. It's only right. Sorry OP. Him and his mistress are scum.

babyshixo_ 3

Tuesday 18 November 2014 2:46

That's so messed up. But tell me why I laughed

NamelessFace 22

Sunday 30 November 2014 6:10

Maybe you're imagining sticking an ax in OP's husband's face?

Kaygirl2013 13

Tuesday 18 November 2014 7:17

I'm so sorry OP. I can relate. My fiancee cheated on me just a week after I had our first child. Our baby was still in the NICU because breathing complications. As I was sleeping in the waiting room of Childrens hospital healing from a c- section for a month, he was cheating on me. I hope you find someone who respects you.

kittykittyrun 29

Tuesday 18 November 2014 11:29

I hate that this FML is from where I live, but the same happened to me with my first son. That guy was out the door pretty fast. Haven't seen him since! Sorry OP.