Intimacy: Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob....

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By LALALA3 - 16/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

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Fair enough…

By badboyfriends - 15/05/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

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You deserved it 47 712

Ouch

By Zaak - 25/03/2018 06:00

Today, my neighbor, whom I've had a massive crush on but barely know, actually started flirting with me. Long story short, it ended with him getting a blowjob. I said, "We should make this a thing." He replied, "Yeah, a one-time thing." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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By noname - 04/12/2008 05:55 - France

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

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By Alissa - 29/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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You deserved it 6 922

Kiebland 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 5:51

You should've bit down when he said that.

lolfood 24

Friday 22 June 2012 7:09

You're an ass.

Comments

Donzi_fml 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:24

yeah i did 2!!!

JessiLH 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:43

same thing happened to me... but it was a year and a half. :(

neonpanda44 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:45

seriously girls???? bjs r the best, my bf gets on pretty much every day. just because a guy gets horny and has sex on his mind doesn't make him a pig, he's a pig if he doesn't bathe. and besides, you girls probably all agree with each other that the guy is a spine because you have never given a bj.

chum_mum 7

Tuesday 16 August 2011 4:29

Uhhmm #82 You're a dumb ***** and haven't a CLUE what you are talking about.....

McLovinBearJew 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 1:16

Why do so many people on this site encourage doing that to men??

hecseferblade 1

Tuesday 12 June 2012 20:27

i thought it was widley known guys dont want to wait for a year to get a bj, at most 5 to 6 months depending on the girl

etoilenuit 15

Sunday 15 July 2012 19:55

Well if it took you over a year to do that then maybe in his mind you were just friends in the first place. And he never really wanted more. So he's not really a dbag for wanting things to stay the same..

Vivah 2

Saturday 7 September 2013 4:53

I think we're all forgetting that she said she wait a year to blow him, for all we know he was doing stuff to her this whole time, which is kinda unfair, even if not it's no reason to kick him in the balls.