Love: Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After...

By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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No, just no

By misterhippo - 22/04/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By L_lives - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML

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By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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swaggyswagswag 17

Monday 9 March 2015 23:13

She seems like a horrible person. Just saying.

_kyleG_ 34

Monday 9 March 2015 23:18

It sounds like she gave him the number of the last guy who asked for her number. Evil, but genius

Comments

Cassandra2015 21

Monday 9 March 2015 23:52

That's brutal

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 9 March 2015 23:53

You got her number and then asked who she was? Did she give you the number?

CrazyCatLady347 2

Tuesday 10 March 2015 0:44

I think that OP just wanted to make sure that she wasn't giving him a fake number (which she was).

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 10 March 2015 3:46

Aww.

ouijacorn 9

Tuesday 10 March 2015 0:05

She needs to learn how to say no like an adult, but I hope that you will be the bigger person and accept this rejection gracefully.

annarcheer 19

Tuesday 10 March 2015 0:13

oh my gosh I absolutely hate girls like that. stuck up bitches.

Niedermayer_20 12

Tuesday 10 March 2015 0:18

That's hurts, ouch. I felt that. Plenty of fish lad.

otecasacid 22

Tuesday 10 March 2015 0:19

Maybe she really didn't want to give you her number, and you were extremely persistent. No one is obligated to give anyone a chance.

zykrithium 22

Tuesday 10 March 2015 0:23

Wait she gave you the number of some guy that asked for her number also but gave him yet another guy's number? Number-ception...

PharmacyJoe 13

Tuesday 10 March 2015 0:44

"Finally"? How long have you been asking...?

toaster87 19

Tuesday 10 March 2015 1:14

"Finally" doesn't have to mean he had asked multiple times, it could mean he has wanted it for a while and just got the courage to ask her and finally get the number from her?