Love: Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school....

By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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DealerCamel 2

Monday 26 March 2012 0:44

She could've just said "I have a boyfriend," I suppose. But that would have made too much sense.

FMLemur 4

Monday 26 March 2012 0:41

Severe cockblockage.

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nowthenagain10 8

Monday 26 March 2012 5:15

I do this all the time haha its not nice, but it shows my bf i dont hide stuff like that from him.

Attica 20

Monday 26 March 2012 7:42

There's something wrong when you have to pull something like this to prove you don't hide things in a relationship. So, instead of being straightforward and honest, and letting him know you already have a boyfriend, you embarrass the poor guy for your own selfish reasons. You are either a complete coward, lack the metaphorical balls to tell the truth, or have a serious problem with the unappealing quality of Super Bitch Mode. This response goes both to you and to the girl who did that to the OP.

bigfootep 4

Monday 26 March 2012 5:24

What a bitch

Taatertotiscool 0

Monday 26 March 2012 6:05

I feel you bro, ..

haileyblows 7

Monday 26 March 2012 6:05

what a biotch. why couldnt she have just told you she had a boyfriend..?

MrGroovy28 7

Monday 26 March 2012 7:42

Well good for you for following your gutsy instinct! She's obviously a bitch for giving out her man's number and a sucker for drama. Hopefully he doesn't want to confront you.