Kids: Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart....

By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By grem - 13/04/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By dogmom - 16/07/2012 20:51 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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Skittish

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 22:00 - Germany

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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lonkite101 14

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:24

It'll be fine. Ask the boy if he's ok, and you'll be fine. It isn't the biggest problem.

Shadowvoid 33

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:25

At least you are happy? :/ apologize to the boy and enjoy your special someone.

Comments

malfanese 6

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:40

As horrible as this sounds, I wish my boyfriend would do the same to me.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:43

It's not horrible if you just mean the romantic part ;) Unless.... :O you want to hit kids on bicycles?!?! .... 75 points for a well-placed kick to the face. :D

malfanese 6

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:45

Is it 100 points if I manage one in the nads?

greenie213 23

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:41

I've now seen two FMLs that suggest spinning my girlfriend around is a horrible idea.

RecklessJellyBea 7

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:41

Doing things you see in the movies usually never works out..

coughyochick 7

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:46

In starting to think people click "YDI" for no reason

raphdragon02 8

Wednesday 25 July 2012 0:54

Maybe the movie was a romantic comedy :p

Megan98 18

Wednesday 25 July 2012 1:01

Deserves it for getting in the way! (:

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 25 July 2012 1:57

Oh really? I get the feeling this kid was at the wrong place at the wrong time. You probably say the same thing to unfortunate accident victims, since "they deserves it for getting in the way! (:".

StayClassyLassy 6

Wednesday 25 July 2012 4:53

That's like saying that the people of the Colorado massacre deserve it because they where at the movie theater at midnight.

AFloppyWetWhale 6

Wednesday 25 July 2012 8:30

Well said

Megan98 18

Thursday 26 July 2012 7:52

I was just kidding, I've been told I have a sick senso of humor. Sorry (:

Megan98 18

Friday 27 July 2012 13:21

Oh yes, just because I Was teasing about the little kid I totally think that the 9-11 victims and theatre shooting victims deserved it. That comment I put earlier truly shows my evil character and hate for the world. You caught me...

lemonademixer 7

Saturday 28 July 2012 4:49

i've done to some people before it's ok

blackstar994 5

Sunday 29 July 2012 15:39

That shooting was something totally different. People died there and they couldn't of seen it coming. This little kid could of seen a chick getting spun around on the same damn sidewalk as him. And you shouldn't talk about murders like that. You'll piss a lot of people off.