Miscellaneous: Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to...

By thanksmom - 02/02/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walked in. After a long, awkward pause, she said, "I like your socks" and walked out. She's a teacher at my high school. I have to see her every day. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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By Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By that’s crazy - 12/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By so_screwed - 25/09/2013 06:59 - United States - Salinas

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML

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By HM - 16/04/2015 13:10 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I invited a guy I've been crushing on for ages to my house, and I really wanted to make a good impression. We were sitting in the living room having drinks when my cat came in, dragging a pair of my dirty underwear and dropped them right in front of us. FML

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schwancy 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:06

Her house, her rules.

RinnieRiot 9

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:11

At least she had her underwear on. Unless its "underwear optional zone" too.

Comments

IHeartJimi02 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:29

She probably thought the guy was cute and that's why she did it. Sorry op

LemonStarship 5

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:30

All the cool kids are doing it.

Jake2408 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:42

Your mom is awesome! Can i move in?

thisisLAUREN 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 9:45

you should've told him his pants were optional too. ;)

alwa7sh 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:01

Watch out for "No penis left dry day" because if you don't do anything about it, your mom will.

jonseyop 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:09

yeah I opt for long johns

EffYoCouch 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:11

I sense a cougar.

DanielleTheOne 3

Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:20

Look on the bright side! If she's true to that rule, you and your crush should have that option too :D

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:25

your mom wants him

PeteyPablo12308 20

Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:34

You better follow the rules... She's the boss.

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