By Lucy - 21/07/2012 07:40 - United States - La Mesa

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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KBeatz 5

Starts having a mini seizure? My dear, are you sure he wasn't just finishing?

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MrSassypants 32

I highly doubt it. A majority of parents don't allow their child's name to be Dumbfuck.

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twinkiefeets 17

Seems pretty sad that the only time in two years you hooked up with your "love" is when he overdoses on pills!

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SwtCherryPie 26

So he OD'ed and you just left him there till he woke up?! WTF is wrong with you. He could have died.

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jennifernorvell 7

U been in love w some loser that takes pills? U need to raise ur standards

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Boob_fml 6

I can't believe it took 59 comments before this was said. That is sad.

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Myo_fml 20

You* You**. For the love of Spiderman.

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patacus 14

I tried saying something to a similar effect, but got massively down voted. I don't care how harsh my comment was, its the truth.

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eowny 5

At least u finnally have sex with the one u like, kudos to that!

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mzsammy81g 1

Thats happened to me b4 thats wat u get for waiting dont wait too long or get ur expectations up high cuz in the end youll get fkd literally

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redmane 21

Language skills are strong in this one.

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OneBigMessUp 5

Im sure there will be other chances where you can have sex again! Hopefully it will turn out better for you both lol

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Luck77 6

you had sex with him, knowing he was stoned? R. A. P. E. rape.

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flutter4 7

If he ODs on pain pills you should probably find someone else. That sucks that you had sex with him after 2 years and it turned out like that.

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