By Lucy - 21/07/2012 07:40 - United States - La Mesa

Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been in love with for the past two years. Five minutes in, he passed out on top of me from a pain pill overdose and had a mini seizure. He finally woke up and groans, "Those bastards! They confiscated my clothes!" FML
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Same thing different taste

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Starts having a mini seizure? My dear, are you sure he wasn't just finishing?

I highly doubt it. A majority of parents don't allow their child's name to be Dumbfuck.

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Over dosed on pain pills? Yeah, he sounds like a keeper. How about you set your standards a little bit higher? That way you won't be getting involved with drugged up losers.

Sounds like a real winner that guy. Maybe you can do better?

kaileylovesyew 4

Honestly im not trying to b mean but thats kind of funny... Lol

The guy you're "in love with" passes out from an overdose and exhibits seizure-like symptoms, and yet you sit by and wait for him to wake up? That's true love in the making, I'm sure. Concern for the other's safety? Naaah, all we need is some hot sex. The more vibrations, the better!

TriflingAllDay 6
talloctopus 7

a little stalking goes a long way. next time check him out.

I find it bothersome when people practically sell their bodies on a whim, to a person they hardly know at that. I believe it is often a sign of immaturity, as they obviously haven't grown up enough to make a commitment before having what should be a truly special experience. People say it's natural to have sex. It's natural to have sex for the purpose of reproduction, not to slake the lust of a 15 year old. Simply my opinion though.

And you were more worried about it embarrassing you than his welfare? I wouldn't wanna be as nasty as you obviously are. And I am not saying FYL as you don't deserve that kind of pity.