Hey, at least he lasted 5 minutes!

I would've said this was a elaborate plan to leave but 2 years is a commitment that most men can't endure so my second thought is maybe YOU SHOULD LEAVE THIS WACK JOB ALONE! if of course you think he'll be to much to handle later down the line. Ps why was he taking pain pills for anyway?

I think many people people don't know the meme. I didn't until you said it was, which prompted me to look it up.

16-You're new, so you wouldn't understand that this happens in almost every FML that involves sex. Usually it's buried within minutes, but now it's being thumbed up. I'm thoroughly confused, and frankly, disappointed.

Ive been on FML for a long time, I just only started writing comments about a week ago. But I haven't always read the comments, so I'll take your word for it.

Did you admit that you'd confiscated his clothes? I feel like that could take a kinky turn...

20- yes, your right. This is the first time in years of me being on FML that this kind of comment has been significantly thumbed up.

When he finally woke up? You didn't call an ambulance before then?

Love is one of those things that doesn't need a reason. Sometimes it happens. People fall in love with people. Not experiences.

That's why you should always get done as soon as possible. Less of a chance of that kind of thing happening.