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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 09:26 - Vietnam

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

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Sunday 26 September 2010 19:07

If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:18

#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O

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Lsfml 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 1:30

Shave if offffff

SHAMW0W 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 17:04

if you're younger than 25 then shave it. if it's exessive, trim it. end of story.

Liscence2Sinn 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 19:11

**** her, then. If you're chewwi, you should've destroyed her! The bitch!

heebleybleebly 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 21:43

Wow. She didn't have to put it so rudely. Personally, I don't like a lot of body hair either, if any. A lot of body hair makes me think of **********. (Yuck.) She was probably just a superficial, idiotic bitch who was using your body image as an excuse to dump you. Don't let it get to you, OP, there are so many better people out there for you.

anabanana7158 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 6:33

she's a bitch. don't listen to her. my sister loves guys that are hairy. she says that if a guy dosent have any hair on his body then it feels like she is going out with a 12 year old boy. you never know, u might find a girl like that someday :)

sadlife_fml 4

Tuesday 5 October 2010 13:28

my boyfriend is the hairiest person i know and i think he's a total hottie. body hair can be attractive in all the right places, i only suggest getting your back waxed if it needs it. but seriously, be confidant! my boyfriend doesn't like how hairy he is either and i won't let him wax or shave because it's unnecessary. you're a man, you have hair, and girls should know that it's natural.

Cinn_fml 22

Tuesday 5 October 2010 13:35

I like your points. However, the last point annoyed me slightly, hair is natural on girls too, but they still feel the need to remove it. Hair is natural on everyone, and it should be upto the individual themselves what they want to remove.