Love, Health and Sexism: Time to run

Time to run

By Anonymous - 24/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend smashed a glass in my face. When I went to the hospital, the first thing the nurse did was ask what I did to upset her, and then muttered that she hoped I'd learned a lesson. FML

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You deserved it 88

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I hit her. FML

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You deserved it 3 662

By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 128

You deserved it 15 178

Get out

By Anonymous - 15/07/2022 00:00

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML

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You deserved it 125

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 057

You deserved it 5 407

By khaelian - 10/11/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 438

You deserved it 2 769

By DHarman - 25/05/2010 23:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye. She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 624

You deserved it 4 061

Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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You deserved it 127

It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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You deserved it 7 500

Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 680

You deserved it 25 639

By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

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You deserved it 10 375

copalolita 7

Tuesday 25 June 2024 0:37

Report the girlfriend to the police. That’s assault that caused a serious injury to your person. Also, the nurse is really unprofessional. I hope you reported her also.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 25 June 2024 1:09

Why are you still with someone who intentionally smashed a glass in your face?

Comments

copalolita 7

Tuesday 25 June 2024 0:37

Report the girlfriend to the police. That’s assault that caused a serious injury to your person. Also, the nurse is really unprofessional. I hope you reported her also.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 25 June 2024 1:09

Why are you still with someone who intentionally smashed a glass in your face?

Lost Reggie 18

Tuesday 25 June 2024 4:35

Agreed, press charges against your ex girlfriend and file an HR complaint on the nurse.

Rake 13

Tuesday 25 June 2024 7:03

But what did you do?

poopface82 19

Tuesday 25 June 2024 17:06

It’s safe to assume it was bad enough that the nurse thought he deserved it but not bad enough that the comments section here does. It’s possible he deserved it. Maybe he cheated. Maybe he started the fight. Maybe he joined forces with a gang of cockroaches and Bigfoot to take the house over.

SaltyBlarog 6

Tuesday 25 June 2024 18:41

You're victim blaming, you see that right. Nobody deserves to be assaulted by their significant other

emmalou 19

Thursday 27 June 2024 5:48

I love how u took the time to post here & still r withholding the why it happened. Obvi it's 2 against 1 & u didn't include that part because ur afraid more ppl will agree

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 27 June 2024 8:56

The only excuse for smashing a glass in someone's face is self-defence. You're victim blaming. It's disgusting.

tiptoppc 19

Friday 28 June 2024 0:45

I’m a guy, and it seems awfully suspicious they left something out. Maybe he hit her, maybe he cheated. Some things warrant this, but that nurse likely knows the real reason. More info needs to be known and it can honestly go either way, but something isn’t being said, which is a red flag….