Love: Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball...

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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Awkward much?

By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Friday 12 April 2013 17:49

Odd parents, fairly odd parents...

Inciter 33

Friday 12 April 2013 17:49

Well, that was an asshole move. I hope your girlfriend has sense enough not to care too much about what they say.

Comments

cocafraise 5

Friday 12 April 2013 19:10

" insert jovial comment about how he sounds like a normal Aussie dad being friendly here "

9lashes 15

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:24

or just not comment unless you actually have something to say

lonewolf621 17

Friday 12 April 2013 19:35

Get a new dad

delaneyluke 5

Friday 12 April 2013 19:39

Time to move out .... away from yr crazy dad

AlexiAwesome 10

Friday 12 April 2013 19:42

If she's the right one, she'll already know you're a ******** & be ok with that :)

vbmg152 18

Friday 12 April 2013 21:14

If you're old enough, you need to move out! Never bring another girl to meet your weirdo parents!

usrtrn 5

Friday 12 April 2013 21:26

aaaass

CanadianCutie22 16

Friday 12 April 2013 21:31

that's not overly kind of him...

9lashes 15

Saturday 13 April 2013 2:26

yea its not overly kind, actually it's not kind at all

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 12 April 2013 23:35

Takes one to know one...

Lux2123 3

Saturday 13 April 2013 0:23

well,hes nice!

max_wilder 9

Saturday 13 April 2013 0:55

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