Hella sexy!

I wish I lost my virginity in a racecar bed

Are you dating an 8-year-old?

she being Brand -new;and you know consequently a little stiff i was careful of her and(having thoroughly oiled the universal joint tested my gas felt of her radiator made sure her springs were O. K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her up,slipped the clutch(and then somehow got into reverse she kicked what the hell)next minute i was back in neutral tried and again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my lev-er Right- oh and her gears being in A 1 shape passed from low through second-in-to-high like greasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinity avenue i touched the accelerator and give her the juice,good (it was the first ride and believe i we was happy to see how nice she acted right up to the last minute coming back down by the Public Gardens i slammed on the internalexpanding & externalcontracting brakes Bothatonce and brought allofher tremB -ling to a ead. stand- ;Still) ee cummings

That's awesome! I can't see why you'd complain

Hahaha, well if you love him enough to have sex with him in the first place it really shouldnt matter.

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grandma's Boy anyone?

And he speeds right past home plate! look at his classy car! wow, I've never seen a man look so sexy in whitey-tighties!

"your bed is a car" "yea but it's a ****** sweet car"