Intimacy: Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar...

By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By henhouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Brunswick East

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 577

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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You deserved it 6 089

By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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You deserved it 5 362

By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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You deserved it 7 087

By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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You deserved it 9 845

By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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You deserved it 378

Anticlimax

By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 138

You deserved it 3 421

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 416

You deserved it 3 890

A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 418

You deserved it 11 365

cyns0_oaSailor 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:20

Was it fast?

emilieee_fml 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:21

Did you win the race?

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mileena 7

Monday 22 August 2011 8:27

Oh that is unfortunate

White_Knightspc 0

Monday 22 August 2011 8:37

Did he teach you how to drive stick? Or did you have to teach him?

daniellestatt 0

Monday 22 August 2011 8:44

did you happen to do some Vroom Vroom in De Back Bulliashit?? XD

Peacewind 0

Monday 22 August 2011 9:08

Ok that ain't an FML. That's a win!

bro1oke 0

Monday 22 August 2011 9:20

what is your boyfriend six?

woopdattrick 5

Monday 22 August 2011 9:45

Were there any sound effects made?

xItsJacobbb 0

Monday 22 August 2011 9:48

Here's hoping it wasn't the highway to hell.

barbiiee_fml 0

Monday 22 August 2011 11:28

YDI for getting in the bed in the first place dumbass!

kay729 7

Monday 22 August 2011 11:32

That means he's either a loser with a race car bed or your to young to be having sex

luckoirish14 6

Monday 22 August 2011 14:00

That's creepy in one of 2 ways

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Today, I tried to talk to my teenage son about healthy masculinity. He said, "Yeah Mom, I know. Lift weights and eat red meat and fish. Can I go?" Not what I meant at all. FML

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Today, I’ve been getting a lot of strange messages from guys on the dating site I use, then I realised why: on my profile pic I'm sat down and you can see my nice underwear up my skirt. That explains the messages, they thought I was trolling for men to hump and dump. FML

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Today, I disconnected and hid the WiFi router and told my kids and husband I wanted an hour together doing family stuff. I failed miserably. Rather than spend an hour together, they spent nearly 2 hours separately tearing the house apart for the router. Now the house is a mess and I’m still lonely. FML

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Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

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Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 303

You deserved it 5 509

Today, my husband is a music teacher, and I walked in on him on Zoom with one of his female students. He said he was teaching her the guitar. He was naked from the waist down and she was fully nude. FML

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You deserved it 201

Today, the lady of the house managed to buy all of the nastiest, yet somehow most expensive, items in the shop. You'd think pricey food would be tasty, but apparently the posh thing is grass clippings and wood shavings. FML

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You deserved it 258

Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML

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