By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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emilieee_fml 0

Did you win the race?

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jmsbigley 6

words of wisdom from a great movie... "Is your bed a race car?" "Yeah, but its a ******* sweet car!"

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luccmon 6

what do you mean by finally? it doesn't sound to me like you waited very long. :p

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sko12342 3

Did he use a sweet pickup-line beforhand like: "Wanna take a ride in my car?"

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JailBreakMe 0

Was he making vroom vroom sounds as he was goin in?

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Lmoney35 0

easy there speed racer there is nothing wrong with a perfectly good race car bed

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optimusrhyme69 1

Yeah but I bet it was a ****** sweet car bed

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NORTON315 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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AboveTheRest 6

I think this is cute actually. & you obviously saw the bed before you got in it so ydi?

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Chrispayne 4

And how old r u 2

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