Intimacy: Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar...

By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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Sunday 21 August 2011 12:20

Was it fast?

emilieee_fml 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:21

Did you win the race?

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freeholdphil 0

Monday 22 August 2011 14:50

Hey! Racecar beds are awesome! I just wish they made them bigger haha

WOGBRO 6

Monday 22 August 2011 14:52

Did you crank it up a gear.

waterrat972 3

Monday 22 August 2011 15:19

At least you lost your virginity....

jamesbly 0

Monday 22 August 2011 17:10

maybe it was his lik bros

cocobell1 4

Monday 22 August 2011 18:10

That's exactly where I wanted to lose my virginity.....

pineappleducki 4

Monday 22 August 2011 18:24

Ew. Did you have sex with a 5 year old? :/

ohcrapitscurtis 8

Monday 22 August 2011 18:36

I bet it was a ******* sweet car bed.

innerbeast86 3

Monday 22 August 2011 18:40

was that in the deleted scenes on the unrated dvd of grandmas boy?

fire_pixi_180 0

Monday 22 August 2011 19:02

obviously it wasn't an issue for you until afterwards.

idiotbox44 5

Monday 22 August 2011 19:35

Hell ya a racecar bed is freaking awesome

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