Intimacy: Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar...

By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By henhouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Brunswick East

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

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You deserved it 3 421

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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You deserved it 3 890

A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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Sunday 21 August 2011 12:20

Was it fast?

emilieee_fml 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 12:21

Did you win the race?

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sk84lifepcm 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:22

I woulda made sound effects.

rockyoursocks 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:26

333- too much win xD

LochNessMonsterr 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:15

HOW IS THIS AN FML? I would LOVE to do it in a RaceCar Bed! I've always wanted one of those, he was smart enough to keep his around. Pass his number my way, you're unappreciative.

haleyisawsomee 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:15

He's too young for you, bro.

Bless23 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:29

Your not getting any sympathy from the fml site why bother posting this? So what if it was a racecar bed? Should have taken the floor Op.

a6h311h0und 1

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:38

did jimmy johnson cum first?

MoOsEy218 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:08

RACECAR BED FTW!!!

soad18 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 9:44

Did he yell "vroom vroom" while it was happening?

BigFudge 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:03

Does it really matter, she wouldn't mind if she loved him.

OhJohnNo 1

Tuesday 23 August 2011 11:30

That just makes it even better!

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