Miscellaneous: Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo....

By Anonymous - 28/07/2012 16:02 - United States - South Bend

Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML

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By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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Young love

By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 10:01

Today, I thought my husband was going to explode the vein in his forehead when our daughter's new boyfriend turned up with a Mike Tyson face tattoo, a weed cigarette in his mouth, and instead of “Hello” all he said was, “What up, grandpa dude. Is Sarah ready?” Our daughter's name is Sandra. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 803

By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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Hell no

By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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Acceptance

By Anonymous - 26/11/2023 05:00

Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML

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You deserved it 1 878

Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 319

By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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chicub 4

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:28

Don't judge a book by its cover...

domking1315 20

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:03

Dude chillout, she said "op"

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isaiaah 6

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:47

*facepalm* Actually that might hurt *shakes head*

greenie213 23

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:53

He's his own person and that's okay.

Jiinxx 8

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:54

^ what father wants to know that his daughter is getting her daily dose of ***********? o.O

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:54

This is not a dating website. Take yourself and your creepy comment to Match.com, and try your luck there.

MCRaddict15 15

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:55

Why would you ask that?

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:56

40- The kind with a sense of humor. ;) It was just a joke, folks!

brohamas16 7

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:57

Of what?

Hansemans 17

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:57

At least his tramp stamp makes sure he is in control of his first impression.

MonsterCommenter 4

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:57

Dont judge a book by its cover. ;)

MonsterCommenter 4

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:00

Ohh ****. Number 2 already said that. -.-

Julybaby1992 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:02

Is her boyfriend Mike Tyson?

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Young love

Hell no

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