Miscellaneous: Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo.... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/07/2012 16:02 - United States - South Bend

Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML

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By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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Young love

By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 10:01

Today, I thought my husband was going to explode the vein in his forehead when our daughter's new boyfriend turned up with a Mike Tyson face tattoo, a weed cigarette in his mouth, and instead of “Hello” all he said was, “What up, grandpa dude. Is Sarah ready?” Our daughter's name is Sandra. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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Hell no

By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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Acceptance

By Anonymous - 26/11/2023 05:00

Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML

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Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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chicub 4

Saturday 28 July 2012 19:28

Don't judge a book by its cover...

domking1315 20

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:03

Dude chillout, she said "op"

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:03

I'm no big fan of tattooes, but as somebody already said before me, don't judge a book by it's cover. Maybe he's a great guy! And maybe he's one of those people who actually thought before getting a tattoo! It could mean a lot to him.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:05

Its*, my bad.

gilliaga73 18

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:04

A face tattoo automatically makes him a bad person?

galacticstorm 6

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:05

Is the boyfriend's name stu by any chance? Cause' he's got a demon in him

chellyX92 8

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:06

I knew a pastor that had neck and a face tattoo. Don't write him off just yet.

Dawson323 4

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:10

Why is this a problem?

chrisbravo 4

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:10

Is it "BUMFIGHTS" on the forehead?

kittiesgalore 5

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:14

For those who are saying the dude won't be able to get a job -- my man has a face tattoo and he makes enough money to support me entirely through college (I'm unemployed with no student loans). I imagine my parents weren't particularly impressed by his array of tattoos, but now they just view him as the loyal, hard-working, and responsible man that he is.

akou616 3

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:15

I wish I was dating Mike Tyson

rockerlove2013 6

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:16

That's awesome!!!!!!! He could smoke pot

unknown_user5566 26

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:23

Generalizations like this one is partially why body modifications have yet to be fully accepted into society. It's ignorant to state that tattoos equate to marijuana use.

rockerlove2013 6

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:18

No one knows how old u are on here u could be a creep

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