Love: Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town....

By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By MC - 15/08/2011 02:51 - Canada

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 06:02

Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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By catastrophy - 19/11/2016 09:20

Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By Username - 17/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML

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By nicetomeetyou2 - 25/09/2013 16:35 - Canada - Nepean

Today, a drunk man walked into my house at 2 p.m. and screamed out, "Honey, I'm home!" He had the wrong house, but it looks like I've finally met my new neighbour. FML

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Monday 28 November 2011 18:46

QUEST START Objective: To find the guy of your dreams and greet him WITHOUT being intoxicated Reward: The best one night stand you have ever had Things needed for this Quest: Common Sense

DallasMavs 3

Monday 28 November 2011 18:44

You had your chance and you blew it. What was his name anyways?

Comments

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:29

I would find that funny.

sheethapins 13

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:33

Did you do the creep-ahhh?

mrdiehler 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:57

Wait his names Rex hahaha jk

MarjoCupcake 11

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:02

Was his name Mister Fluffy McCuddle Loves?

clnloveskbk 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:40

Way to go, bro.

joshangle 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 2:14

Stupid drunk

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:07

That's why we name our pets after fictitious character like: Rambo, Tonka, Frodo, Malfoy, Snape, Gandoff, Mimzie, Tex, Little Foot, Petre, Duckie, Strider, Pippin, Gollum. It' more fun that way!

badwolfbluebox 7

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:25

My friend keeps making fun of me for the cute guy's name, which he knows 6 dogs of the same name. His name is Milo.

kaykay20 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:03

Even if you were sober you most likely would have laughed and that's not always a bad thing. In this case it seems he took it as a insult though. Don't see why he couldn't just laugh it off with you and make a joke about it. Would make for a interesting conversation you don't encounter that very often.

lukitem 3

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:27

Not really sure why someone would take that as an insult; sounds like he's too anal to be worth your time. But man I've been there, I've made some really bad comments lol.