By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML
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happyhak 5

QUEST START Objective: To find the guy of your dreams and greet him WITHOUT being intoxicated Reward: The best one night stand you have ever had Things needed for this Quest: Common Sense

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DallasMavs 3

You had your chance and you blew it. What was his name anyways?

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SamCat 21

if you ever bump into that guy while walking your dog, just yell his name and say "good boy, come here, now sit" haha

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DakAttack95 0

I clicked YDI solely because there was 999 of them already there. The temptation was too much!

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Regmeister 10

I know a kid named Baxter. That's my twins dog's name too... Welcome to the South.

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TheSofaKing 7

If you give him a little pussy, he may forgive you:)

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starrnao 15

well, alcohol gives you the confidence to do things you wouldn't normally. but then again, it also makes you act silly =] it's ok OP, i'm sure he won't hold a grudge

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jobsman99 0

Give him a ********. He will not mind that earlier episode.

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FlyingWhisps 5

Sounds like you were pretty drunk. Nothing a gift and a meaningful apology can't fix.

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cheergirl900 0

its not his fault you were drunk

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upyourzlolz 11

*Haha, that's funny. Now, let's play teacher. For every grammatical error, you will lose points. Since this is only 3 words, you will lose 1/3 of your grade for every error. Haha That Funny Well, there goes points for missing the comma. And another 33% for forgetting the period. Now, we have: Haha, That Funny. What's this? We need to change the word that to that is, or that's. You now have a 0. Haha, That's Funny. But wait! There's more! Every word is capitalized! Now I have to take another 66%! Congratulations. You earned a -66%.

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