Miscellaneous: Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was...

By Hammy - 25/11/2014 02:17 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML

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By Takegami - 22/11/2018 23:00 - United States - Norge

Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 425

You deserved it 328

By funy_hunie - 02/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 644

You deserved it 246

By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 561

You deserved it 6 245

Good boy

By fall3nrain - 11/09/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 806

You deserved it 7 174

By lonely. - 15/08/2012 16:46 - United States - Buffalo

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 066

You deserved it 8 946

By bottombarrel - 28/10/2014 14:07 - United States - Greenville

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 029

You deserved it 4 346

By anonymous - 20/03/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 252

You deserved it 4 735

Poor choices were made

By Anonymous - 27/10/2022 22:00

Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 664

You deserved it 184

Teddy is always there for you

By Lunar-Spice - 16/12/2020 04:54 - United States - Midlothian

Today, and for the past month, I'm so lonely that I fall asleep holding my teddy bear's paw for comfort. FML

I agree, your life sucks 766

You deserved it 124

Castaway

By Anonymous - 21/10/2023 16:00

Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 552

You deserved it 144

MzZombicidal 36

Tuesday 25 November 2014 11:06

Awww, may as well take the next step and get a few cats! :P

tacopandaroo 12

Tuesday 25 November 2014 11:08

Was it soft?

Comments

coming back in the future 30

Tuesday 25 November 2014 11:34

What were u reading?

kerstileann 26

Tuesday 25 November 2014 11:36

I have an extremely soft wool like blanket that i pet more than my cats! You're not alone op. :)

coming back in the future 30

Tuesday 25 November 2014 11:37

OMG Abstergo Entertainment

barnyboy 13

Tuesday 25 November 2014 11:37

It's not cool, unless you were making patterns like I do when rubbing a suede couch.

HarshD9619 34

Tuesday 25 November 2014 11:38

Get a dog. And forget loneliness forever

bombielol 20

Tuesday 25 November 2014 11:45

yeah you should definitely look into buying some cats (:

cmchappy 25

Tuesday 25 November 2014 23:19

They would be better off with a dog they are a lot more loyal and chill

Perfectly_Killer 14

Tuesday 25 November 2014 11:46

couches don't judge you.

martin8337 35

Tuesday 25 November 2014 12:14

Try dating/hookup websites.

annarcheer 19

Tuesday 25 November 2014 12:16

get a bunny. bunnies are cute op.

brand125 17

Tuesday 25 November 2014 12:57

til they piss over your couch, or bite something up

Ihavegas 22

Tuesday 25 November 2014 12:23

that couch has supported you without asking for anything. pet it some more

siggy_mcsigx 22

Tuesday 25 November 2014 12:25

Time to get a cat

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 25 November 2014 16:50

Time to get a turtle. Cats are evil incarnate.

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Today, my roommate wanted me to try out a new bus route home, I knew it might take longer but she really wanted me to try, so I went with her. After waiting for ages at The Exchange bus stop for the last bus home, we missed it, and had to take an Uber. FML

I agree, your life sucks 563

You deserved it 174

Today, my nosey louse of a coworker went to HR and told them I was snorting drugs at my desk. I was using nasal saline, as the dry winter weather wreaks havoc on my sinuses. The fact that they even brought me in pisses me off beyond words. FML

I agree, your life sucks 461

You deserved it 75

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Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 256

You deserved it 2 705

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 069

You deserved it 8 018

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 444

You deserved it 3 314

Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 892

You deserved it 5 318

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 065

You deserved it 19 244

Today, I was doing a striptease for my crush on FaceTime. I’d forgotten to lock my bedroom door and my mom came barging in, yelling at me to, “Stop leaving your period blood on the toilet seat!” She also saw that I was in my bra and panties, and left in disgust. My crush hung up and he won’t return my calls or texts. FML

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You deserved it 725