Miscellaneous: Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was...

By Hammy - 25/11/2014 02:17 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML

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By Takegami - 22/11/2018 23:00 - United States - Norge

Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML

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By funy_hunie - 02/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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You deserved it 6 242

Good boy

By fall3nrain - 11/09/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML

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By lonely. - 15/08/2012 16:46 - United States - Buffalo

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

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By bottombarrel - 28/10/2014 14:07 - United States - Greenville

Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML

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You deserved it 4 343

By anonymous - 20/03/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

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You deserved it 4 729

Poor choices were made

By Anonymous - 27/10/2022 22:00

Today, I'm so lonely that I actually convinced myself it was by choice. FML

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You deserved it 183

Teddy is always there for you

By Lunar-Spice - 16/12/2020 04:54 - United States - Midlothian

Today, and for the past month, I'm so lonely that I fall asleep holding my teddy bear's paw for comfort. FML

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You deserved it 123

Castaway

By Anonymous - 21/10/2023 16:00

Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML

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You deserved it 144

MzZombicidal 36

Tuesday 25 November 2014 11:06

Awww, may as well take the next step and get a few cats! :P

tacopandaroo 12

Tuesday 25 November 2014 11:08

Was it soft?

Comments

TabooSushi 24

Tuesday 25 November 2014 13:00

Might want to get yourself a puppy, or some other cuddly type creature. :)

tukies 28

Tuesday 25 November 2014 13:17

Animals make great companions.

itwontvalidate 18

Tuesday 25 November 2014 13:27

get a dog

ewang_ 12

Tuesday 25 November 2014 14:26

Get a couple of cats. Just make sure they don't rob the place ?

Sakuraashita 15

Tuesday 25 November 2014 14:33

Soft couchie Warm couchie Giant mass of seat Happy couchie Sleepy couchie Pet, pet, pet

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 25 November 2014 16:51

Thanks for that.

brendejafulable 41

Tuesday 25 November 2014 14:56

get a cat

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 25 November 2014 15:16

You must have one soft couch

amanda182 19

Tuesday 25 November 2014 16:59

You're not the only one that's done that lol. We all do strange things when we're bored.

netflixislove 32

Tuesday 25 November 2014 18:24

Now you definitely need a cat

jackdanuls 3

Tuesday 25 November 2014 19:54

git a cat

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, I had a job interview. It went rather well and I was sure they would hire me. I put in my two weeks notice at my current job and told my boss to suck a dumpster of dick. I then get an email saying they “won’t be moving forward” because my Threads and Instagram don’t “align with the company values.” FML

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Today, my father sent me a video via Whatsapp. In it, he was cheating on my mother. FML

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Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML

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Today, my 15 year-old just told me she's pregnant and she isn’t sure which guy she slept with is the dad. I can’t even deal with this, she's 15 so I’m sure sex is illegal at her age, plus which boyfriend? How many does she have? I’ve been sober for 26 years, but god I want a scotch right now. FML

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Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

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Today, I went to a friend’s Friendsgiving party with my girlfriend. When I got there, I saw my wife’s supervisor from her job. He recognized me, too. When I tried to save face saying my girlfriend was my sister, she got upset and corrected me. Way to throw me under the bus, babe. FML

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Today, it's been 6 months since I last heard from my kid's mother. That's abandonment where I live. I don't know what to do. FML

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