Broken and Love: Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant...

By DabTheFuckOut - 16/09/2016 19:35 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML

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By 12yearsoldapparently - 06/07/2015 23:02 - United States - Charleston

Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By dumper - 05/11/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 12:12 - United States

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

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By hannamacintosh - 07/07/2016 18:37 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML

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You deserved it 997

By manda8484 - 01/11/2016 05:12 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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You deserved it 995

By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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By nope! - 04/03/2020 12:00

Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML

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Manna182 10

Saturday 8 October 2016 1:02

I must be old because I don't know what that means

FalloutScrolls 25

Saturday 8 October 2016 1:02

I didn't even dab that much the last time I played Bingo.

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asalinas927 2

Saturday 8 October 2016 3:56

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PhlairUnknown 9

Saturday 8 October 2016 4:56

Exactly

Phantom_Lord619 6

Monday 10 October 2016 6:17

are you one of the many retarded people who thinks dabbing is "cool"?

InfiniteSecret 20

Sunday 13 August 2017 19:25

Doing it that many times while on a date is seriously ,weird and annoying

buckdharma 37

Saturday 8 October 2016 4:05

When he dips his head to dab, run out the door and hail a cab.

MessedUpLife00 13

Saturday 8 October 2016 4:36

Holy crap... I see kids doing that shit all the time, I'll be behind a school bus, and they will point at me and try to get me to dab. It's ******* ridiculous. Someone please get this trend to end.

BulgyCashew33 16

Saturday 8 October 2016 5:12

That's more dabs than I do in a month and I'm 16

Setareh23 34

Saturday 8 October 2016 6:45

Maybe he was...trying to act "cool" in front of you??? I dunno, personally I'm not into the dab, but every generation has their stupid little habits. I find it a bit embarrassing/ridiculous but otherwise a harmless passing trend. However if it annoys you enough to override any charms this guy has, don't go on another date with him.