By DabTheFuckOut - 16/09/2016 19:35 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 557
You deserved it 1 140

Same thing different taste

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Manna182 10

I must be old because I don't know what that means

FalloutScrolls 25

I didn't even dab that much the last time I played Bingo.

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27 of those dabs would be impressive. There's a reason they say "a dab'll do ya"

If you're sniffing Brylcreem, you need to get a better dealer.

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bruh...tell that young boi grow up , you finally gave em a chance and he done **** em up ah...

Ok. In my opinion, dabbing is cancer. The worst thing so far. Even the whip and nae nae were better than this, granted the two of those are still stupid, yet better than dabbing. I would've left mid-date and told him that he'll never get a girlfriend if he keeps dabbing

vintageart1994 16

I hate it when people do that

So where does he live and how much gasoline do you think I'll need?

Is this... the dance move or the patting of a napkin against the mouth? Because if it's the dance move, I would have walked out after the first one. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Lol, I feel like I know who you are talking about