Broken and Love: Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant...

By DabTheFuckOut - 16/09/2016 19:35 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML

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By 12yearsoldapparently - 06/07/2015 23:02 - United States - Charleston

Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML

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By dumper - 05/11/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 12:12 - United States

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally asked me out. I excitedly said yes. I waited a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl and say, "Where's your date?" I was asked to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

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By hannamacintosh - 07/07/2016 18:37 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML

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By manda8484 - 01/11/2016 05:12 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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By nope! - 04/03/2020 12:00

Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML

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Manna182 10

Saturday 8 October 2016 1:02

I must be old because I don't know what that means

FalloutScrolls 25

Saturday 8 October 2016 1:02

I didn't even dab that much the last time I played Bingo.

Comments

00whyalwaysme00 4

Saturday 8 October 2016 13:31

Omg I read 'stabbed' and was very shocked

dcharold 11

Saturday 8 October 2016 13:47

What does dabbed mean? Like with his napkin?

Stuffaluffagus 25

Saturday 8 October 2016 14:58

We must have a different definition of dabbing. I'd love that many dabs

saidoh_fml 26

Saturday 8 October 2016 15:01

Normally I try to google things I'm not familiar with before asking about them, but if it weren't for the rest of you posters giving a hint, I would be lost because even on Urban Dictionary, it's the last definition. And apparently this is an Atlanta thing? I've been here for years and this is news to me.

spirithound 13

Saturday 8 October 2016 15:21

it is the mating dance of his people...

Spongegar123 19

Saturday 8 October 2016 15:57

If you don't know what dabbing is then you're lucky because i wish I didn't...

ZombieSlaya115 17

Saturday 8 October 2016 16:16

Wow

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 8 October 2016 16:38

ROFLMAO! Kids need to be taught proper dating protocol.

Regisord413 10

Saturday 8 October 2016 18:12

This reminds me of the time a girl asked me to the Homecoming dance a few weeks back, and for one of the song requests, I put in Darude Sandstorm and when it got played, I just went to the center of the dance floor and just dabbed like a million times the whole time to it for the whole song, with everyone cheering me on. It was amazing and cringy at the same time.