Love: Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition...

By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By LustyDragon - 05/06/2017 14:00

Today, my husband won't shave his beard, despite the fact it grows in wiry and looks like pubic hair. He is now accusing me of "not loving him for who he is." FML

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By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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By hairy - 08/03/2012 14:30 - Serbia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

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By horriblejoke - 10/10/2012 15:05 - Australia - Perth

Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML

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By Beardedlady - 27/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML

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mermaidkeels 26

Wednesday 11 November 2015 1:19

He is just intimidated at the fact that you are more of a man than he is.

gosh_mate 30

Wednesday 11 November 2015 1:19

You're better off without him OP! Nobody should be judged for something they can't control, I'm sure you're still beautiful inside and out!

Comments

hdonat 11

Wednesday 11 November 2015 16:08

laser hair removal would help u alot. make like easier for u

caggybandicoot 34

Wednesday 11 November 2015 19:22

You are far better off without him, OP. I have PCOS and hirsutism too (hooray for daily face shaving!), it's a bitch. But you're better off without that pathetic excuse of a human being. All the best to you.

laurensaurus 15

Wednesday 11 November 2015 19:31

You're better off without! There are so many out there who would love you regardless of your condition!

shadowking44234 19

Wednesday 11 November 2015 19:50

he couldn't even tell before u told him so on his part that's very wrong

sariberii 8

Wednesday 11 November 2015 20:00

You should have waited to tell him until you guys got married.

MzZombicidal 36

Thursday 12 November 2015 13:39

Why? So they could go through the grueling problem of divorce? Or try to make it worse until OP feels even WORSE than just a break-up and a shitty comment made her feel?