Love: Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love...

By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 11:04 - Netherlands - Dronten

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

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That's nice

By Anonymous - 04/06/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier

Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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By fedemere - 28/05/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

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Bad sign

By ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

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Denial

By Unreciprocated - 25/02/2016 06:12 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML

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By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

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AnonymousOne234 3

Monday 18 July 2011 23:41

ouch sorry op..ive had that happen to me before..it suks

jamie72596 9

Monday 18 July 2011 23:42

Keep working on it, sometimes four months in not enough to feel love.

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Anthony91710 0

Friday 29 July 2011 18:07

damn dude

WhiteIce 1

Monday 1 August 2011 3:12

anyone else think of charlie in two and half men?

bekkaa 9

Monday 1 August 2011 4:28

four months is hardly enough time to really love someone, fyl for moving way too fast and not giving her enough time to return the "love".

o8poa8o 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 4:30

Blah maybe not ready?

BluubSaidTheFish 6

Friday 12 August 2011 1:56

Does she know shes your girlfriend?:D

MoutainDrewski 0

Friday 26 August 2011 5:48

****

MurderTramp 0

Monday 29 August 2011 7:40

YDI you said it too soo

Bikou_fml 2

Monday 29 August 2011 20:48

Op needs to keep his pimp hand strong.

amandaisgrrreat 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 23:43

Rude....

mojo5678 5

Sunday 18 December 2011 7:18

Finally after four months? What? Are you twelve??

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