Intimacy: Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing...

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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Denial

By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By augh - 10/12/2010 08:24

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

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By teriyaki124 - 21/03/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML

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Coming out

By Anonymous - 19/11/2022 10:00

Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML

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You deserved it 193

By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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You deserved it 3 213

By Just Me - 26/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

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By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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You deserved it 27 170

By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 341

By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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You deserved it 11 179

caancoha 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:47

11, YES. After that comment, none others matter. OP, just use this as an excuse to take everything she tells you to do as a joke. Everything. Ask her forr cash, if she says no, take it and compliment her on her skills as a comedian.

danielrp34 7

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:39

I think you mistyped it so I fixed it. She took my face in her hands and said "These aren't the droids you're looking for"

Comments

schwhat 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 11:58

I'm so sick of people shoving religion around and SPEAKING FOR GOD on what GOD THINKS IS OK OR NOT. It's not up to you. Besides that most people don't know what they are even talking about. If it's your opinion that it's not right, you suck but that's ok because it's your own belief. But if you only believe it because the "bible" says it's wrong, you're believing horse shit. an excellent article for EVERYONE to read: http://www.soulforce.org/article/homosexuality-bible-gay-christian

Greyst0ne 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 22:40

YDI for being gay

FlyingTomato7 0

Friday 18 September 2009 2:14

YDI for being a ******* dyke.

jpest17 5

Friday 1 January 2010 21:51

UDI for not loving ****

jpest17 5

Friday 1 January 2010 21:56

don't love sin, don't let the blind lead the blind u should not have a gay paster.

paramorefan125 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:08

dude Ur mom iz fukkd >.<

wouldyoulikefrie 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 0:58

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allyallie 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 19:14

i think lesbians should be proud of themselves.but you know what?I just found out the lady I had sex with 2 weeks ago is married with kids.and I thought she's gay like me.

OhDamSucks 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 2:46

o wow that's funny

Xarlugia 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 11:43

if god hates gays why does he still make them? also I've never read the bible but I'm sure the commandment is a man shall not lay with another man as he does a woman, well thank god for that cause I wont lay with a woman, also sounds like god likes lesbians, arn't loopholes fun =)