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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

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And they call it puppy love…

By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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By SupaSu - 02/04/2009 05:35 - Canada

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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Felling 14

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:01

Awee, how sweet. xD She'll never forget that first impression haha !

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:02

This is when you say you have low blood sugar...

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cherylrenee 14

Thursday 8 August 2013 0:15

I think that's adorable. ^_^ when my husband asked me to my senior homecoming (his junior), he was so nervous and sweaty palmed it was too cute. :D

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 8 August 2013 0:35

Well does she know mouth to mouth to get you back to consciousness? Hope she called you later to check on you...

LesAnn89 3

Thursday 8 August 2013 0:47

Aww. Hey at least you did it! Most guys wouldn't, so kudos to you. Did she ever call you?

Meechiepie 13

Thursday 8 August 2013 0:52

You should have written "your beauty makes me weak at the knees"

Cami111 2

Thursday 8 August 2013 1:05

Than how would u go out with her without passing out

47twixbars 13

Thursday 8 August 2013 1:17

Just say it's your creative way of telling her that she's drop-dead gorgeous.

LittleGreenPaola 23

Thursday 8 August 2013 1:31

She was actually stunning. Like a stun grenade!

frod0 10

Thursday 8 August 2013 1:42

That's really adorable! If only more guys were that passionate :') don't worry OP!

abbruzzi67 15

Thursday 8 August 2013 1:43

Don't worry about it If she is worth it she will give you a chance, if not don't bother

damnit1989 16

Thursday 8 August 2013 1:48

Please tell me she called you. That is just too sweet to say no to. ;-)

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