Health, Embarrassing and Love: Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note,...

By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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By SupaSu - 02/04/2009 05:35 - Canada

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:01

Awee, how sweet. xD She'll never forget that first impression haha !

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:02

This is when you say you have low blood sugar...

Comments

DeeLaShee 13

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:20

I think it was sweet, just a little explaining & i think it'll work out just fine.

MissMustard 20

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:21

I would have fallen for you with such cute words! Best of luck OP - you deserve a girl as sweet as you :)

akaiberry 15

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:22

She better have called you, that has to be the cutest thing I've ever heard. You seriously found her knock-down gorgeous.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:25

For a minute I thought this was going to say somewhere along the lines "and I passed it to her and she passed it to someone else."

abbyycarper 13

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:26

She won't forget you now

Kelsey_709 9

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:30

Just play it off like you liked her shoes.

dwjp90 1

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:31

I guess you could say you were stunned.

NodakN8V 25

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:41

Is this a feeble attempt to get mouth to mouth ?

guttedbrit 26

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:50

At least you got the note to her! Stay positive she may just get in touch! :)

Chazzzor 10

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:54

You sound pretty young, I will give you the advise I gave my son. Don't focus your attention on just most beautiful girls. They get lots of attention and do not really appreciate your attention. Look around and get to know the girls who may look more ordinary, they will appreciate your attention. It doesn't mean look for the most unattractive girl, just don't focus on the most pretty and popular ones.

Zebediabolical 39

Wednesday 7 August 2013 23:57

... but if you bring home ugly grandkids I'll disown you.

rivaraven 35

Thursday 8 August 2013 0:08

Well we don't really know what the girl looks like. She could be a perfect model fit but maybe she's gorgeous to him but not for the whole society. So..