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By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By Dannnn - 10/06/2021 10:59

Today, I met a super gorgeous girl at the bar. We laughed together over drinks and it was all perfect, until she told me she wasn’t from this town. We hugged goodbye and she left. When I went to pay our tab, I realized I’d been pickpocketed by her. FML

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By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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By Mark - 13/08/2009 22:30 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to approach a girl. I've never done anything like this before. She stared me down, not saying a word, until I felt so little that I just walked away. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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junkman6 22

Tuesday 19 August 2014 9:31

I guess you didn't steal her heart then?

Unbweavable 17

Tuesday 19 August 2014 9:33

how do you know it was her?

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dabears1011234 27

Tuesday 19 August 2014 18:47

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Drnavid 13

Tuesday 19 August 2014 19:49

Sorry my friend! you haven't worked up wallet very well I'm afraid

Zebediabolical 39

Tuesday 19 August 2014 20:38

Why would you leave your wallet out where someone could steal it while out in public? YDI OP

klenorris 15

Tuesday 19 August 2014 20:48

That sucks man :(

dolce21_fml 11

Tuesday 19 August 2014 21:51

the question is : do you still like her ? lol

baetech 6

Tuesday 19 August 2014 21:54

you must be 15 or younger .

ThePols 11

Tuesday 19 August 2014 22:07

Now I ain't sayin she a good digga...

Sigilwen 24

Tuesday 19 August 2014 22:53

Nope no digging was required

otumboo 10

Wednesday 20 August 2014 1:54

karma will surely get her

fmlrulesBolt 14

Wednesday 20 August 2014 2:38

It's hard to not stare at those babies

skyjayq 10

Wednesday 20 August 2014 3:01

well I would say that's not a good personality trait she would dent be worth your time anyways OP but yeah FYL

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