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By Bekah - 04/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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By nerderer - 15/03/2015 14:57 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad decided that the best way to alleviate my crippling depression is to talk to me in a baby voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 19:00 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, going to my psychiatrist's appointment for my PTSD and depression, my mother yelled about how useless I am and how I torture her existence with my "abnormalities." She told the doctor how much I've improved and become such a delight at home for her and our family. FML

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Therapy circle

By Not mentally well - 20/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has a therapist. That's cool. What's cooler is that she's a very nice lady, and even said to ME that I could talk too if I wanted to. Boy, do I want to. But if I did, then she would probably need a therapist herself, and the last thing my dad needs is his therapist needing a therapist. FML

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Trauma dumping

By WHYWORLDWHY - 26/05/2023 21:00 - Canada - Milton

Today, my father forced me to go to therapy, then dumped out everything I made there into our sink. Apparently, I'm "not a batshit crazy psycho who needed to go to therapy." FML

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By MeAgainDr... - 13/11/2015 05:24 - Australia - South Perth

Today, I finally got to a point where I could ask my mother about how enthusiastically she used to beat me. First sentence out of her mouth was, "It didn't change your behaviour, but it did make me feel better." FML

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By 99520 - 28/07/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

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Fade out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my dad and I had a real heart to heart and even settled some differences last night, this morning he was back to his grumpy asshole self. He even asked what he did last night, because he was on the new painkiller his doctor prescribed, and couldn’t remember a thing. FML

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Dad of the year

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 21:00

Today, my dad told me that people requiring psychiatric treatment are just weak and pathetic, and what they really need is a kick up the ass and to get a fucking grip. He told me this not 30 seconds after my doctor recommended I spend some time in a facility for my severe depression. FML

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By screwedupkid - 03/05/2012 17:45

Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML

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hannahtaskey 9

Monday 4 July 2011 19:05

Well, you know what that means....

every1luvsvag 10

Monday 4 July 2011 19:06

Maybe next you should invest in a straight jacket.

Comments

MrSexyPants 14

Monday 4 July 2011 19:08

I should try that on my mother. This FML sounds like a good thing to me...

knllamasrfail 0

Monday 4 July 2011 19:24

yep I agree

ham25 0

Monday 4 July 2011 22:06

I have this psycho friend... oh who am I kidding.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 5:50

^ Voice of reason. I'd guess it has strategies like remain calm, listen patiently, offer choices instead of give demands, etc. The same strategies I've read in child-rearing books work marvelously on adults. It's because people are people.

alex6946 10

Monday 4 July 2011 19:13

well at least you and him are getting along (:

salvorican 24

Monday 4 July 2011 19:14

I really don't see the FML here

ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Monday 4 July 2011 19:15

Well then I guess it was a good idea!

volleyrox 0

Monday 4 July 2011 21:28

u r extremely pretty!!!!!

matt0794 1

Monday 4 July 2011 19:16

this is not an FML. you're getting along better aren't you? now what to do about the rest of the family...

Das_Judenburg 0

Monday 4 July 2011 19:18

Did you make him wear a helmet?

MangoGurl 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 14:26

with a smiley face sticker on it

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 4 July 2011 19:24

There's a high possibility it will work on most people.

maffy4ever 8

Monday 4 July 2011 19:25

That should say something.

GuidoCheese 0

Monday 4 July 2011 19:27

He could have had abuse when he was younger causing some of his mentalities. Or maybe this is a trick of psychology, this may work on certain people. And why would you use these strategies on your dad? To just test them out? Or maybe you figured out these symptoms beforehand.

Taurusbaybe 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:40

You're over analyzing.

strawberriecries 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:52

I agree tho. why the heck would you use these strategies on ur dad?? do u think he's mental or is he really? u may not know the traumas he's been through so don't treat him like he's crazy if u don't know.