Miscellaneous: Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental...

By Bekah - 04/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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By nerderer - 15/03/2015 14:57 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad decided that the best way to alleviate my crippling depression is to talk to me in a baby voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 19:00 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, going to my psychiatrist's appointment for my PTSD and depression, my mother yelled about how useless I am and how I torture her existence with my "abnormalities." She told the doctor how much I've improved and become such a delight at home for her and our family. FML

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Therapy circle

By Not mentally well - 20/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has a therapist. That's cool. What's cooler is that she's a very nice lady, and even said to ME that I could talk too if I wanted to. Boy, do I want to. But if I did, then she would probably need a therapist herself, and the last thing my dad needs is his therapist needing a therapist. FML

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Trauma dumping

By WHYWORLDWHY - 26/05/2023 21:00 - Canada - Milton

Today, my father forced me to go to therapy, then dumped out everything I made there into our sink. Apparently, I'm "not a batshit crazy psycho who needed to go to therapy." FML

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By MeAgainDr... - 13/11/2015 05:24 - Australia - South Perth

Today, I finally got to a point where I could ask my mother about how enthusiastically she used to beat me. First sentence out of her mouth was, "It didn't change your behaviour, but it did make me feel better." FML

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By 99520 - 28/07/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

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Fade out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my dad and I had a real heart to heart and even settled some differences last night, this morning he was back to his grumpy asshole self. He even asked what he did last night, because he was on the new painkiller his doctor prescribed, and couldn’t remember a thing. FML

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You deserved it 63

Dad of the year

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 21:00

Today, my dad told me that people requiring psychiatric treatment are just weak and pathetic, and what they really need is a kick up the ass and to get a fucking grip. He told me this not 30 seconds after my doctor recommended I spend some time in a facility for my severe depression. FML

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You deserved it 152

By screwedupkid - 03/05/2012 17:45

Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML

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hannahtaskey 9

Monday 4 July 2011 19:05

Well, you know what that means....

every1luvsvag 10

Monday 4 July 2011 19:06

Maybe next you should invest in a straight jacket.

Comments

matt0794 1

Monday 4 July 2011 19:31

why was my earlier comment removed.?

Person1233 12

Monday 4 July 2011 19:58

Because you touch yourself at night? Maybe it's because you didn't read the FAQ, but it's probably a combination of the two.

Saltime 0

Monday 4 July 2011 20:57

No. It's just because he touches himself at night. The FAQ has nothing to do with it.

leematoad 0

Monday 4 July 2011 19:37

whats so bad about getting along with some one??????

aardvarkish 15

Monday 4 July 2011 19:41

Ditto!

Badtz_maru_fml 0

Monday 4 July 2011 19:47

You may want to consider why exactly that is...

Lights_Out_fml 6

Monday 4 July 2011 19:47

Aww, mental love

EZ2XLR8 7

Monday 4 July 2011 19:51

Shouldn't getting along be a good thing? and you should go get that checked out. As a Nurse Practitioner, that doesn't sound good that it worked if you don't know what it is.

stormracer101 5

Monday 4 July 2011 20:03

I need the title of that book. My mother and I butt heads all the time. as far back as I can remember too.

Person1233 12

Monday 4 July 2011 20:03

Are you sure the book you read wasn't "How to Please Your Man" ? Just because the book is about satsifying horny men, does not mean it involves dealing with mentally ill people.

synonymous 1

Monday 4 July 2011 22:22

Ew. Considering this FML is about how well the OP is now getting along with their /dad/, I highly doubt it. Your comment rang all kinds of creepy bells and it makes me question your relationship with your parents...