By jsalmons - 02/06/2011 17:39 - Germany

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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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rawr9able 4

Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.

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bluetiger105 0

What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.

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lizmo 0

This is really ****** up. I'm sorry sir you deserve better.

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chinagirl3343 8

I hope you took her to the cleaners. She's a horrible person!! A year without sex while waiting for your spouse to come home from war isn't the end of the world. Her excuse is bad and she should feel horrible for it. Cheating is wrong. PERIOD!!!

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judea95 16

Yeah, that sucks but she will get lonely

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Sk8SnowCO 8

Wow I'm sorry:/ nobody should do that, no matter the distance. You were deployed for goodness sake, does she not get you were doing something important????? Divorce her and find a beautiful non ***** of a lady to marry.

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worldclassrager 39

Well she's a sex craver...hope you can get things sorted out...

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DWT 18

Yep, dumping her stupid ass is definitely the right thing to do in this situation.

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dominoL 7

...she would get cleaned the **** out in the divorce

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kelizabethb0704 22

They make these things called ****** for a reason....

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HeyItsLeah13 5

Oh so the fact that your literally willing to die for her didn't cross her mind? What a mother ******* *****.

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mitchell360 13

Sorry but your wife isn't worth your time and you should leave her, thank you for your services though

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