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By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By James4929 - 08/01/2010 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

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By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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Jertastic 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:13

GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.

Chuck3791 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:16

I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud

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CWG91 5

Monday 11 May 2009 7:32

hahah i can picture it. poor kid though :p

micaela136 0

Monday 11 May 2009 7:51

HAHAHAHA thats hilarious! poor kid though :( the parent musta been pissed lol

egypt_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 8:21

Man, this reminds me of when I was little and I would go to the park and go on the swing, I'd be swinging away happily and then all of a sudden some dumbass toddler would walk right in front of me, so I'd have to put my feet down as fast as I could and come to an abrupt stop (which sends dirt/sand flying all over) to avoid kicking them in the face. Sometimes the parents wouldn't even say or do anything even if they saw their kid walking towards me, it's like they just expected me to stop everytime. I was young and they were adults.. and I knew it was rude, yet they didn't? Come on.

blacklightening 11

Friday 16 September 2016 1:51

when I was in kindergarten I was on the swing and little girl walked in front of me and I accidentally kicked her. I got in trouble though it was clearly her fault so I know how u feel

alex_vik 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:04

Meh, that's a *sigh and roll your eyes* moment for everyone around you that doesn't get hit.

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:46

kids run everywhere where they aren't supposed to run. FYL

hilaryy_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 9:57

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i litterally laughed out loud.

Phallus_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 10:47

Awww, your poor foot. Did it hurt?

Pepperolls 0

Monday 11 May 2009 13:40

Didn't one like this already get posted a few weeks back? It was exactly the same, but the guy dropped the girl.

FKO 0

Monday 11 May 2009 14:55

lol, little turd deserved to get hit

DankJemo 0

Monday 11 May 2009 14:58

I am sure you feel bad about it, but if you've ever been around little kids they tend to do really stupid things. For instance, trying to move through an area that is already heavily occupied by people. The people to blame here are the parents, they needed to be watching their kid a little more closely. The only thing that I can think of when I read this is the break dancer that kids the little kid in the face, because the child went running right into the circle... Oh well, a solid shot to the head is good for character... You are helping that child to grow up and not be a wussy.