Work: Today, I forgot to shut off some pumps before closing the main...

By oops - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Omaha

Today, I forgot to shut off some pumps before closing the main valves that run to them. Several sirens soon started blaring at a deafening level. I'm new here and nobody else is around. I don't know how to shut the sirens off. FML

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By Beepbeepbeep - 01/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I lost power. That didn't stop my house alarm from running on battery, loudly informing me in a British accent, "AC power disconnected. BEEP. AC power disconnected. BEEP." It's been going on for 5 hours and the battery takes a special screwdriver to remove. One we don't have. FML

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Monday 19 August 2013 22:11

Just walk away. Walk away and dont come back

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 19 August 2013 22:12

Don't be alarmed OP, just call your boss/manager and ask him how.

Comments

alycion 38

Monday 19 August 2013 23:40

I thought sirens signified the approach of pyramid head. I would be running for dear life about now.

lokman_fml 7

Monday 19 August 2013 23:43

Glad to know OP doesn't work at a nuclear power plant!

worldclassrager 39

Monday 19 August 2013 23:45

There should be a company name to call and they should know...how to turn them off...

dawood_k 27

Monday 19 August 2013 23:46

You're the best employee ever! Warning sirens blaring, job, factory etc at risk! Oh well... Lets write an FML!!! Maybe I can get help than after its moderated etc. What the hell OP...and the worst employee of the month sorry I mean ever goes too??? Surely there's an escalation too follow, don't you know your colleagues telephone numbers... So many options to pursue... You chose the best though as we are pleased to be reading this. Thanks for the read, and morale boost. Good luck though!

ptrep17 2

Monday 19 August 2013 23:47

So one of your first action is to post on FML, nice. Good luck

thatnucca 36

Tuesday 20 August 2013 0:11

Sirens decide tell the world how incompetent OP is... OP says "Don't worry, I got that covered" and posts an FML... Bravo!

pickleOnABun 10

Tuesday 20 August 2013 0:43

so you just sit there and put it on fml?

flashback_fml 14

Tuesday 20 August 2013 0:52

Making a fml post was probably the way to solve it

stoych 19

Tuesday 20 August 2013 2:43

Start a small fire somewhere secluded. This will set off the sprinklers, then people are called in to reset various alarms etc...... Plead absolute innocence. Of course, before people call me an idiot for starting fires, I AM, of course, JOKING. Do NOT start any fires OP. (you could try blowing the electrics though....)

swordidfate 13

Tuesday 20 August 2013 2:49

I'm gonna guess and say you already opened the valves, shut off the pump, and then closed the valves again. At which point I would suggest running away VERY fast