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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By ihatelife - 14/05/2011 23:17 - Canada

Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML

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You deserved it 28 476

By Sleepy - 31/05/2015 15:51 - United States - Apo

Today, the phone kept ringing so I picked it up and answered. When there was no response, it took a minute to realize that I was still in bed and talking to my hand. FML

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You deserved it 5 043

By anna - 22/12/2011 21:25 - France

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

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You deserved it 4 612

Probably not

By stupid voicemails - 28/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML

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You deserved it 55 244

Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 70 906

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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You deserved it 50 948

By OverWorked1 - 20/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

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You deserved it 24 304

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

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You deserved it 2 822

By suspended - 09/08/2014 00:16 - Australia

Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying, "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML

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You deserved it 41 256

What she said

By Anonymous - 05/03/2022 10:00

Today, I unknowingly left a five minute-long voicemail on my boss’s phone, at 3 a.m., while out drinking with friends. I have no idea what we were talking about at that time, but I know I don’t want my boss to have a candid recording of it. FML

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You deserved it 541

Btreasure 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:02

My brothers voice mail starts out with a conversation and goes just kidding leave a message. I fall for it everytime

mk58 31

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:03

I feel like you're one of those people who absentmindedly talk to their furniture and appliances.

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notgoodatall 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:30

Sorry to hear how ****** your life is :(

mintcar 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:32

Hahaha, it happens. One time I was soooooooooo tired, I tried using the iPhone calculator to dial a phone number.

KaanTech 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 21:58

Oh god, drugs and people are bad combination.

screamo_neve 12

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:36

I've done that before... Haha it's funny when you think about it. :3

sicnesses 6

Friday 7 October 2011 3:32

Only ALL THE TIME!!!

Tyger44 1

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:42

I tend to do that in public&private..talk to myself i mean...

oxxxjackyxxxo 3

Friday 7 October 2011 4:28

me too to kill the akwardness

yumsugarr 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:43

I've done that! Ahah :3

batman_516 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:44

Have you ever herped so hard you derped?

mistersheezy 7

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:52

As long as you didn't get mad and hang up on the voicemail......

CoughDrops 5

Thursday 6 October 2011 16:59

Voicemail: "Please enter your password." OP: "Don't mind if I do, Mr. Voicemail!"

sicnesses 6

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:09

Talk about your average *puts on sunglasses* ONE WAY CALL

batman_516 9

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:24

YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

iPoopChickens 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 17:26

Good job.

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Same thing different taste

Probably not

Foiled plan

What she said

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