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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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By damnedbydurberg - 22/11/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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Unfortunate coincidences

By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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Ultraviolence

By Noname - 05/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

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Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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By Kid - 17/03/2010 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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Evil will always win

By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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ItsTehNinjaBish 1

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:12

Fyl, that's school systems for you, next time you know to let your fists do the talking

darwinism 30

Thursday 16 February 2012 0:13

Bullies are the real cowards. Thumbs up to you for standing up for yourself!

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sordanjymes 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:14

Stand up for yourself. Kick his ass and he'll never bully you again.

mg32112345 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:22

Hey who cares you stood up to him that's a good thing. :) I wish I could have been like you when I was bullied last year

Schiffy 18

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:23

Those damned elementary schools lied to us.

iggz 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:43

Eye for an eye makes you a bully as well.

keeks46 12

Thursday 16 February 2012 4:47

Move to new jersey. We have a strict no bullying law

chelseaaa92 7

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:00

Good for you!! It sucks you got in trouble but at least you stood up for yourself!

Bigboned38 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:07

You should have got it trouble that's bs, next time break his nose make your detention worth it.

Greendaycheese 12

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:09

Awesome at least you stood up for yourself!

ilove80smetal 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:09

Did you call him an asipholitic donkey?

GingerLaxBro 3

Thursday 16 February 2012 5:26

Yo ur awsome

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML

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Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML

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Today, my friend announced that she'd lost weight recently. As I was congratulating her, my baby sister said, "I think you're still fat but that's good because you can give more meat to God when you go to heaven." Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

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Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML

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Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML

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Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML

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