By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 15:36 - United States

Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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DocBastard 38

This calls for a hidden camera sting operation. You'll probably catch your father drunkenly stumbling into the bathroom in the middle of the night.

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unknown_user5566 26

If a dog could manage to pee in a cup not only once, but twice... then I'd have to say that dog is ridiculously talented.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Alone in the world was a little cat-dog!

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cheertrombonist 9

Cat dog.. CAT DOOOGG. Amunbadumbadummenum catdog.

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perdix 29

When they find the culprit, I hope he gets tried by a jury of his. . . *lowers sunglasses* peers.

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Enslaved 36

Someone's screwing with you and playing dumb. It's gotta be someone just not wanting to admit it was them. :P --Maybe baby sis collecting a sample to dip her home pregnancy test in and forgetting about it 'cause she's focused on the results? I fill in the blanks way too far fetched sometimes. >.

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joethebiden 8

If that happened to me, I'd be pissed.

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HowieDoIt 21

The best part of waking up, is urine in your tub!

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Werken247 14

Urine a haunted house with some pissy poltergeists. Don't flush you hopes of being rid of this problem. It's a golden opportunity to shower the house with holy water and watch your troubles go down the drain.

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obviousboy 8

Urine is sterile, which is why I pee in the sink.

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PenguinBitch 43

That lunatic thinks they're at a clinic; trying to get it sampled.

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Da_burn 6

Take advantage of this opportunity you could always sell it to a drug addict...

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