By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 15:36 - United States

Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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DocBastard 38

This calls for a hidden camera sting operation. You'll probably catch your father drunkenly stumbling into the bathroom in the middle of the night.

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Satoaoi 13

gross and mysterious

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Jerica_22 5

Well someone's lying

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fmlforreal92 8

someone in the house is probably the one doing it.

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ulissey_fml 22

Oh joy! now you have an excuse to play Little Chemist in the kitchen ! First, find a plausible reason to prepare more meals for you family. say it's science project at school? Have them eat asparagus or beet for starters (you 'll get green or pink urine) See who eats the rhubarb pie: bright orange. Take note of who chose the Blue Bird coktail (with methylene blue in it): the liquid will turn blue. Add some B12 vitamin for a happy bright ,neon yellow or green colour. Food coloring works as well. And that's only the different shades you can get. there are also ways to modify the smell.. Have fun, Sherlock.

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buckdharma 37

Anyone in the family named Joe? Yeah, cause cup of Bob doesn't make any sense.

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luffy2012_fml 10

are you sure its not apple juice!!

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happle 21

37- I thought it was only sterile until it leaves your body.

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