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By kerry - 20/01/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

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By Sadness - 07/10/2013 18:55 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I have been home sick and depressed for so long that I just found Oreo crumbs in my belly button. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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Ewwww

By SayWhat - 25/02/2010 11:46 - United States

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

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OK, now that's gross

By CM112 - 27/10/2019 06:00 - South Africa

Today, I found a piece of a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth. I haven't eaten popcorn in over a week and a half. FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Forest Grove

Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML

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By panos016 - 15/07/2011 13:51 - United Kingdom

Today, after 14 rice-filled days in China, I came back home. What's for lunch? Rice. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By BurntBroken - 09/01/2017 13:16

Today, when I realized I'd forgot rice on the stove, I jumped off my chair and pulled off my headphones really fast. Now I've got burnt rice and broken headphones. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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jc21_fml 1

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:19

was it cooked?

Djoooiz 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 12:11

That's nasty..

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ILoveMyXbox 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 0:59

That isn't an FML at all. You're just really unhygenic.

jewel_blonde211 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 15:52

...ew?!

DachaK 0

Friday 1 April 2011 18:38

it's because your canadian

abby1029 8

Saturday 9 April 2011 15:59

eww gross..

ddoug293 3

Friday 22 April 2011 7:02

your are sick nasty

halogod69 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:06

whaaaaaa?

smartalek 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:36

this one made me smile(:

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Wednesday 29 June 2011 6:49

Maybe it was a maggot... Those things are ruthless

DomoLaDii 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:05

thats REALLY nasty yo lmao!!!

jessesgirl14 16

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:22

Are you sure it wasn't a maggot?!

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